i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and
i am so using this
and you should too
let’s bring it back
Icarus was born a girl,
And that changed everything.
When they tell us
We cannot possibly
Fly as high as we
Believe that we can.
It is how we are taught.
of the ceiling of the heavens,
The glassy fire that can…
Josh looks like an overexcited girl oh my god
is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”
THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS
It’s funny because it’s Jared Padalecki.
it’s even funnier because he’s eating a salad
It’s even funnier because his character’s name is Dean
even funnier because he worked at Moose’s Market
it was foreshadowing
Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise
do other countries also “trick or treat” (actually just treat) on easter or is it just swedish children dressed as cute witches with hella freckles and big red cheeks who do this
the children dress up as påskkärringar aka. easter…bitches
Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”