FelicisEcho

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

[x]

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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nattprins:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

icefeels:

latortuemaladroit:

can you imagine remus harping on sirius all the time for smelling like a wet dog, and sirius one day gets so tired of it that he just bathes himself in amortentia so he’ll smell like things remus loves. and then he just smugly goes up to remus, “what do i smell like now?” and remus just rolls his eyes like, “you smell like chocolate and wet dog, nice try covering it up.”

SCREAM

useless-swedenfacts:

in sweden we say ”Din lyckans Ost” to lucky people. it translates to ”You lucky cheese”

theraggedyhipster:

SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

loudest-subtext-in-television:

221blueberries:

lemmonysnippets:

221blueberries:

lemmonysnippets:

I’m so glad the sitcom joke happened because I can just draw life from the sitcom au of the show. John is literally a jealous boyfriend and his catchphrase is “were you flirting with Sherlock Holmes?” and Sherlock is brilliant but legitimately incredibly clumsy and every episode ends with John…

I’ve never written a sherlock fanfic in my life but this au is just too good to pass up.

[the Sherlock opening music plays but this is sitcom!lock so it’s just a poppy, overly enhanced electric baseline] 

[sitcom!Sherlock burst through the door, wearing only booty-shorts and suspenders]

[whistles from the audience] 

Sherlock: Another day, another gay club saved from Moriarty’s evil clutches.  

[Exasperated sitcom!John follows, wearing his old army uniform]

John: I understand your disguise, but why did I have to wear this?

Sherlock: As always you see but do not observe… just how good your ass looks in those trousers! 

[audience whoops and hollers]

John: [wraps arms around Sherlock] Not as good as your ass looked on that stage.  Where’d you learn those exotic dance moves? 

Sherlock: You know my methods, John.    

[audience members scream and faint as they go in for a kiss]

[Suddenly, Neighbor!Jim enters]    

Jim: Hello neighbors. [looks at the camera] Did you miss me?

[audience laughs] 

Sherlock: Ahhhh, Jim from next door.  How’ve you been? 

Jim: Oh, you know.  Just [looks at the camera again] stayin’ alive.

[audience laughs]

Jim: [stares at Sherlock’s outfit] Oh my, Sherlock!  You look hot enough to burn someone’s heart out. 

Sherlock: [laughs] Ohhh, you! 

John: [getting all jealous] Are you flirting with Sherlock Holmes?

Jim: [laughs] Of course not. [looks at the camera] I’m Moriarty 

John: What was that?

Sherlock: What did you say?

Jim: Um…Could I borrow some more uh ya tea? 

[Mrs. Hudson enters] 

Mrs. Hudson: Sherlock Holmes!  Have you been youtubing again?  

[everyone laughs as we fade to the commercial break]

Another day, another gay club saved from Moriarty’s evil clutches” is literally a line I thought of when I was typing this. You get it.

Episodes always start with Sherlock coming home in some outrageous (sexy) outfit and little to no context is given, just some vague reference or horrible pun.

Like: Sherlock enters the flat, dressed in a sexy teacher outfit, removes his glasses and says, “Well we certainly taught the Pre-K Gang a lesson!”  And John just sighs, exasperated yet aroused (which is pretty much a constant state for him in this au)

All of Moriarty’s schemes are just ways of getting Sherlock to run around in as little clothing as possible.  Like: “Oh dear serial murders at the nudist beach.  Just try and stop me, Sherlock!  You’ll never figure out where he hides murder weapon ;)”

Sherlock solves every crime in the most outrageous and convoluted way possible yet it always seems to work out and Molly and Greg are the only ones who notice how bizarre everything is and are like, “How was snogging John in front of the witness essential to solving the case?” and Sherlock is just like, “Science guyz.  I wrote about it on the website.”

John is constantly getting cockblocked by a sudden appearance from Neighbor!Jim

Someone turns around and Mycroft is standing there.  He says something cryptic and the instance the person turns away he vanishes again.

I love this so much.  This au brings me such joy.  I don’t remember a world where this au did not exist.  It must have been a sad one indeed. Thank you.  You have changed my life life forever. 

 

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[HYPERVENTILATING INTENSIFIES]

lemmonysnippets:

I’m so glad the sitcom joke happened because I can just draw life from the sitcom au of the show. John is literally a jealous boyfriend and his catchphrase is “were you flirting with Sherlock Holmes?” and Sherlock is brilliant but legitimately incredibly clumsy and every episode ends with John…


Ron Weasley: “He must have known I’d want to leave you.”Harry Potter: “No, he must have known you would always want to come back.” 

Ron Weasley: “He must have known I’d want to leave you.”
Harry Potter: “No, he must have known you would always want to come back.”