|—||A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via loh-lee-tah)|
426. Muggleborns subconsciously doodling that little S in the sides of their notes, leading those not raised in a muggle environment to wonder what sort of rune it is.
sam’s face is precious. its a combination of pure terror at first and then confusion
The Brothers Lionheart (1977)
"There are things we have to do, even though they’re dangerous"
"Because else you’re not a person, just a piece of dirt."
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink
I forgot that Pink’s name isn’t actually Pink
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
you could have at least said spoiler alert
Black Adder is sassy as fuck
*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
|—||J.D. Salinger (via simplychaos)|
|—||Tove Jansson, The Summer Book, trans. Thomas Teal (via neitt)|