FelicisEcho
darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

I was somebody before I came in here. I was somebody with a life that I chose for myself and now, now it’s just about getting through the day without crying. And I’m scared. I’m still scared. I’m scared that I’m not myself in here and I’m scared that I am. Other people aren’t the scariest part of prison, it’s coming face-to-face with who you really are. Because once you’re behind these walls there’s nowhere to run. The truth catches up with you in here and it’s the truth that’s going to make you her bitch.

sugar-galaxies:

blockedhead:

paramore-5ever:

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better

Orange Is The New Black meme | [3/6] flashbacks
↳ Janae Watson

I need a nap and an orgasm.
An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

ereboreanbadger:

Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.

Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.

xenopheles:

Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via loh-lee-tah)

mugglebornheadcanon:

426. Muggleborns subconsciously doodling that little S in the sides of their notes, leading those not raised in a muggle environment to wonder what sort of rune it is.

kelsthericeball:

sam’s face is precious. its a combination of pure terror at first and then confusion